Not that I'm complaining but when I was awoken by the sound of the hoover this morning (extrodinary, since I live with two guys who have yet to show signs they know what a hoover does) I went out to investigate and saw them hoovering together.

Because that's how many men it takes to hoover the living room; one to push it around and the other to follow him around, holding the cord.

The look of pride on their faces though, bless their hearts.